I just want to thank President Trump and Secretary Noem for letting me keep my shoes on at airport security. For twenty-three years, every time I flew, I had to take my shoes off because of one guy with a failed shoe bomb. Nobody stopped it or questioned it. You did.
I have one more request. Please look into the underwear situation. The TSA seems convinced I am an underwear bomber. Every time I fly, it is the same thing. Belt off. Pants off. Underwear off.
You gave me back my shoes. I am just asking for my briefs too.
Thank you.
Ray
The Holy Shroud of Urine!!!