Democrats Be Like: The House Is on Fire. Quick, Cancel the Word ‘Fire’
I’m free. Finally free to pee on the Democratic jamboree.
Forty years in communications. That’s how long I’ve spent inside the filthy guts of business, politics, activism, on four continents. I’ve been watching the Democratic Party rot from the inside out while consultants and careerists lined their pockets and pump egos. I’ve seen the best movements in the world crushed by greed, cowardice, and bullshit.
Let me say it plain: The Democratic Party is a goddamn protection racket. A hollowed-out corpse animated by grifters, credentialed frauds, and spineless relics too scared to fight and too greedy to leave. They don’t want to win. They want to get paid. Every election is just another excuse to hoover up donor money and lose with style.
I’m not recommending reform. This is about ripping out the cancer and burning it to ash.
THE CONSULTANT CARTEL: GRIFTERS, LIARS, LOSERS
David Plouffe: One lucky break and this useless fuck convinced the world he was a genius. Since Obama, he’s done nothing but cash Silicon Valley checks and lose. This guy couldn’t win a PTA election but still gets paid millions to peddle the same weak-ass "data-driven" horseshit.
Robby Mook: Another Harvard twat who handed the country to Trump because his magic spreadsheet said Wisconsin was safe. Should be flipping burgers, not advising anyone. Smug, useless, and still getting hired. Proof that elite degrees don’t mean jack shit.
Perkins Coie: White-shoe legal vampires who turned campaigns into corporate HR seminars. They don’t want fighters, they want obedient little paper-pushers terrified of lawsuits. Bloodless parasites who care more about compliance than victory.
GMMB & the Ad Clowns: The jackasses who churn out political ads so bland they make insurance commercials look edgy. They’ve convinced Democrats that playing it safe is the same as winning. Creative cowards who wouldn’t know real messaging if it bit them on the ass.
The Cannes-Chasing Wankers: These agency dickheads care more about winning awards than elections. They produce "groundbreaking" ads that impress other ad whores while voters switch off. Political masturbation disguised as strategy.
THE ESTABLISHMENT FOSSILS: POLITICAL ROADKILL
Barack Obama: The pretty boy who folded while Wall Street looted America. "When they go low, we go high" is the motto of losers. He handed the keys to the fascists and still gets treated like a king. Every time he opens his mouth, another working-class voter flips to the GOP.
Kamala Harris: Consultant-built disaster. Couldn’t win her own primary, got handed the VP slot because she checked boxes. Zero charisma. Zero authenticity. Zero chance.
Chuck Schumer: The Senate’s wet noodle. Writes stern letters while democracy burns. Useless old man who thinks compromise is strategy.
Nancy Pelosi: The insider trader who made ‘resistance’ into a meme. Claps, poses, fundraises, while fascists dismantle everything. Should’ve been retired before smartphones existed.
Hakeem Jeffries: Corporate robot. Speaks in corporate gibberish while arsenists run wild. Another empty suit. Another nobody.
The Congressional Black Caucus Leadership: Sold out civil rights for committee seats. They let the GOP gut voting rights while cashing checks. Disgraceful sellouts who betrayed everything the movement once stood for.
THE FIGHTERS THEY FEAR
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Terrifies the establishment because she actually fights. A bartender with more guts than the whole DNC combined.
Bernie Sanders: Old as dirt but still the only one with a pulse. The man who made socialism mainstream while the DNC tried to knife him.
Zohran Mamdani: Progressive fighter, dangerous to the machine.
Rashida Tlaib: Calls bullshit when she sees it. That’s why they hate her.
Nina Turner: They spent millions to kneecap her because she refused to kiss the ring.
Jessica Cisneros: Almost took down a DINO while the party stabbed her in the back. That’s how scared they are.
THE INSTITUTIONAL CANCER: RACKETS IN BLUE
The DCCC: Incumbent protection racket. Would rather lose with a safe candidate than win with a fighter. Corrupt to the bone.
The DNC: Inept. Irrelevant. In the business of losing.
Emily’s List: A joke. Backing anti-choice Democrats while pretending to fight for women.
The Lincoln Project: Republican grifters who fleeced Democrats. And the Democrats fell for it.
THE DIGITAL DUMPSTER FIRE: WHY TEEN NAZIS ARE BEATING YOU
While fascists weaponize memes, Democrats hold webinars. Teenagers with iPhones are beating Ivy League strategists. The Senate's digital team couldn’t go viral if you set them on fire. The DNC’s misinformation task force is getting its ass kicked by literal Nazis with TikTok accounts.
THE SACRED COWS THAT NEED SLAUGHTERING
High Road Bullshit: Being "better" doesn’t win wars. Fight dirty or lose.
Reasonable Republicans: They don’t exist. Stop pretending.
Suburban Voter Obsession: They won’t save you. The working class might if you gave a shit.
Process Worship: The old rules are dead. Start acting like it.
THE REVOLUTION WE NEED: FIGHTERS NOT FRAUDSTERS
The new leadership isn’t in D.C. It’s in union halls, classrooms, strike lines, kitchens, ERs, and grassroots fights. The ones who’ve built something from nothing.
THE MESSAGE THAT WINS:
• Fire the incompetent assholes who screwed us.
• Make the rich assholes pay.
• Cut costs for working people.
If Wall Street, Big Pharma, Big Oil and Blackstone aren’t trying to crush you, you’re not doing it right.
THE FINAL TRUTH: REVOLUTION OR EXTINCTION
Stop being reasonable. Stop being polite. Stop playing nice.
I’m backing the America Party until the Democrats pull their heads out of their asses. At least they’re honest about being useless.
-Ray